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Beard Compliment Translations

winterlungs: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are coming off.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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“Maybe there’s something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love,...”

– John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via loveyourchaos)

Feb 25th

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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france: 
france: 
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france: 
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france: hundred.

Feb 25th

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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns n Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me. Reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything. Was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face. She takes me away to that special place.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
Darren Criss: ....fuck what were the words

Feb 25th

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